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NOMF rules!
Fat man down
Teeny weenies
Give em a hand
Berryman is dead
This ain't so bad
Here's winking at you
Yo! NOMFs!
Liberals milk Cain
Blasphemy
Rich fucks respond
OLive sucks little dicks
You are what you do
Got for it, Ron!
Sit on it, bitch
Feed the rich to fish
Hack me, baby
Suck Sarah suck
Obama spreads it
Beck is not gay
Dumb cunt admired
Arab spring big fail
Stick this up your ass
God sucks
Yo Mama fucked you
Morons trump faggots
Dictaphone up your ass
Open wide
America struts
Fecal iubrication
Lick my rhoids
The shit they believe
Pizza my heart...
Confused says
All he be saying
Seat shit and cry
Casey and the bats
Hooker line
Weineener ploy
Niggah dicks jews
Boehner's boner
Schwantz putting
Kooking with Kyron
Hungry for the WH
Search this
The ritual
Dumb and dumber
World news ends
O bin penetrated
Gladly self-impailed
Yo mama sucks
Osama reward
Esprit de corpse
How bankrupt?
Thomas Guide
Trump trumps trump
Trump balls Obama
You for us or against us?
Move 'em out
Kyron rules!
Double duh
Silvio's mother says...
Sheen fists Pope
NOMF™ bends over
Autocracy rules!
No one can tweet
Cheesehead riots
Curses, Kurzweil!
Boehner spurts
Conceptualism
Bottoms up!
Suck on this
Chatty catty
Fuck you
Wailin' Palin
Wiggle your ears!
Kyron update
Take it from The Man
Zorthia recalls envoy
Nut up, fucktards
You lose
WTFS? ROTFFYAU!
More cheap tricks
Dumb cunts
Brace for the cure
Set my junk free
Nut up
Truthiness
Born to bore
Poop chute electorate
Ben Dover thrives
Kyron bin Laden
Favre beans
Ain't that right?
Keep it stupid
Voters bite
Shitheads arise
Clithead
Bubba snuffin
Smegma snacking
Moonies unite!
Nuke em all
Gravity gives better head
Fuck you and yo mama
What just happened?
Dung for brains?
Kill redskins
The Burning kHorMan
Just say hell no
Churches lose
Beckerwoods
Roving democracy
No you can't
Where be your chilluns?
Raising Kaine
Tony fingers
How unique are you?
Plug that pipe!
You're a rock star!
Where's Kyron?
Dems doomed by dullards
RDSQRL RULZ!
The hole thing
Lick my Rosebud
We're number one!
Yeats infection
Hidey ho!
Pathetic, Oregon
Don't tell, El
Make my day
Least manly town
Suicide glide
You Tube Turtle tanks
Burn in Hell
Grannie's nookie
Oil's well
Join the lurch
Suck it up, America!
Dispensing dispersant
Sealing red
Suck it up
Yee-haw!!!
Killer oil fields
Stupid juicebags
Whackamole
Gulf scampi
Wake up and sleep
Medicated goo
Got milked again?
Shills, baby, shills
Happy Bearthday
Vatican sees
Dick shit
Flash slobs
Public restrooms
Tough Shit, E.
Weird number won
WWJBF?
Grande with lead
It da bomb
Friends? Fuck you.
Losers unite in failure
Teabagging birthers
Masters woody
Aloha iceholes!
Auschwitzing
Dear deer
Don't touch me there
Flying ships
Road trip
Bring it on
Call me Terri
Zappa lives!
Only idjits bleed
How convenient
Hopeless change
Suck my Entrecard
Tiger holes one
Dumbfucks
Come step in me
Another for the road
Civilians urged to flee
My fat cock
Eat this
Take a number
Who phat?
Opps! The pigs!
E=MCxC
Nail me up
Heel thyself
My dumb ass
Bush butt-bud Blair
Limp Fristed
iPad sops
Dems slaughtered
Show of thumbs?
Monkey see doo
Cape Meares nimrods
Support moronicism
North to Alaska
Vote Yes 66/67
Farting sweet sorrow
McStrangelovin'
Happy aneurysm
Spoogism at war
Crotch rocket destroyed
Fup duck
Signifying penis
Bucking up
I'm a real heel
Cough
Sexy sixes
I'll be nice
A chunk of death
The tide is out
Tiger's sheaths
Missing Ocean
Little Al laughs
Holy poots
News in my briefs
Unsense
Penguin jackasses
We're number one!
Up der tookus
Can you dig it?
Pubic option in
Even a man...
Osama bin Laffen
War is peace
Woods leads surge
Heal, heel
WMD and golf
Eat the rich
Bonus offer
Cataphysics
Fucking Italians
Run Sairhead run!
Lock and load
A change of pace...
OK by me in America
Gobble, gobble
Fuck me in the ear
Arbutus Day
Tax dollars at work
Forrest Chumps
Eat shit and die
Howie and Di
Fung you
Choking on bile
Oucharoonie
Happy birthday
Entrepooting
Face time
Floodablasts resound
Hair of the cho cho
Kiss my pussy
Sairhead Sirhan winks
Life sucks; get yours
Dems sucking dog dicks
A shrinking majority
Liberal whiners
Nappyheaded pussy
Weiner poos
Bumfuck Rush
The bum's Rush
Doorbuster savings
I watch you twit
Fat jew in denial
Rain is coming
Shroom me baby
Big O Goes Global
White people suck
Obama disses Dalai Lama
Flame on!
Surprise, surprise,...
Entrefart blows
Lost meat
Double tap
Nut'n'honey
Great notions
Buttfucking BBs
Entrefarters...
Beaching and moaning
Love it or level it
E=MC*MC
Links to good stuff
My Serenity Prayer
Seacaucus Baucus
Comfortably numbnutted
Rounding em up
WTF?
Numbnuts on the move
Little Eichmanns
Bunghole Wilson
Das Veritasital
I'm with stupid
Hi-ho silver bullet
Ignint neocons
Is my half cup full?
I know you're sorry
Franken on High Court?
Avoid the flu
Obamacare in Japan
The angel of debt
Hitler put down
Kissing Uranus
Bernanke's Brain
Zombie woofs
Insignificant Dick
In thought indeed
My fingerprints sell
Donate
Terrorism is bad
Stupid is
Stoned cold pussy
Bore me again
Bye Bob Novak!
Stupid people suck...
Drinking in utero
Buk birthers
Nuts! Pay up!
TDA contagious
Wasilla Dew Douche
Strange fruit
Sandvox on sale
Cruelty becomes her
Oxycontinmoronic?
Mass debation works
I second the coming
Bugged by thugs
Bush loses war
Getting the goat
Hey Bill, impeach thee
Trash them junkers
Fuck whitey!
Acting out stupidly
Seeing is disbelieving
What's new in Baltimore?
Well suck my schwantz!
Aiders and abetters
I salute you, sort of
Comin' ever' day
New Bluetooth headset
Obama gets it on
Miller Williams Bullshit
Killing kin for fun
Spam: not only for eating
MacWeed
Coming soon
Mapping Osama to Prince
Obama tries harder
Palin poots
Romney gains on Biraq
God blasts twits
Newspeak again
Wasn't me. I swear.
Dual monitor iSight
Splaining the obvious
Murphy's maw
Free the sheeple
I cannot tell. Period.
Bring out yer dead
Comments anyone?
Jackson stays dead
Sloppy seconds
Bob bites the big one
Touch it. Go on!
Coleman slip-slides away
al Franqen wins
Jacko achieves sainthood
I'm rubber you're glue
Cry for Mark Sanford
Fingering the evil ones
A tail for two shitheads
Eschew don't make it bad
Puny penis SEO
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Status report
June 18, 2009 update
Cloned terrorist puppies
WTF?
Bush urges invasion
I gots Sandvox blue balls
June 1, 2009
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Keeping Busy
I stepped on my penis this morning...
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