Finally we have a private sector candidate embraced by the teabaggers with a clear record that demonstrates the disconnect between what the liberal media wants you to think about Carly — that she's just real fine — and how close she and her supporters are to bursting through the door to your house and eating your brains. They are all a bunch of ignorant slobbering zombies.
Whenever I watch one of these arrogant titans of commerce made possible by the Malignant Old Rummy and his Morning in America charade pander to the average American idiot they helped create through 40 years of contempt for decency, honesty, education, morality, and the rule of law, I laugh my ass off knowing that sooner or later all their scheming and lying and butt-plooking of the pathetic sniveling voter will come back to bury them, along with everyone else.
Take Carly Fiorina, a darling of Mama Grizzly Sairhead Sirhan Palin, former head of Hewlett-Packard, who was hired to fire 30,000 employees and ship customer service overseas and succeeded so magnificently she got fired. Now she wants to be the new Governinator of Carlyfornication, a state so dysfunctional that the very ground it is built upon shakes violently in a valiant attempt to sink itself into the sea.
What exactly would Carly do to save the NOMF"s most populous state? Does she really believe she can simply fire all the public servants and ship their jobs to Asia and the Middle East?
I'm sure this wouldn't bother the teabaggers, whose only job seems to be getting fat, ugly, loud and lower class. They could just as easily scream and piss and moan and complain on toll numbers to people who fake English as gather in public places and demand that Obama produce a valid birth certificate from a red state, along with his penis so we can tell if he's a Muslim.
As everyone knows, nation of miserable fuck (NOMF) penises have Danish cartoons of Mohammed tatooed on them, along with advertising.
Forty years ago, I assumed that before this NOMF got to the point where every public gathering of concerned citizens revealed what a gaggle of goons and petty thieves we are that the planet would grow so embarrassed by our continued presence that She would lead us all into mass suicide. Instead, she gave us M. Night Shymalam's The Happening.
Let me be the first to mention how our liberal media has also declined to expose the barrage of horse exhaust that exemplifies the gonadally shriveled zombified hordes of the neo-condi rice and beaner puppeteers who continue to occupy more attention in our waking minds than they deserve in whatever Hell they wish upon happy and well-adjusted people with marginal intelligence.
Do you think it is simply an accident that corporate profits have risen significantly while unemployment continues to stay in the toilet, while the goon squad and its gun loving militias of mundane moronic Malthusianism (although I am sure many of the morons are scratching their crotches trying to comprehend what I just wrote, with absolutely no contempt for the wastrels) threaten to get out the vote and reelect the same bunch of mean-spirited greedheads that butt-fucked them to begin with?
Liberals need to pull their idealistic heads out of their asshats and do intellectual battle with these retards. Call a spade a spade. Realize that the pen is still mightier than the sword, even if 90% of the NOMF is too illiterate to master rudimentary critical thinking skills.
One last thing: doesn't anyone see the irony in how proudly our ignorant and vicious conservative loudmouths embrace their redness? I remember when the forerunners of these vain retards used to sport bumper stickers on their GM or Ford vehicles that proclaimed: BETTER DEAD THAN RED.
My sentiments exactly, except for being of tribal descent.