Americans are not just dumber than a bag of hammers. They are proud of how dumb they are. It gives them a sense of righteousness that is instilled in them by the hilarious happy horseshit that they believe in.
Americans believe in shit.
Belief is shit.
Smells like it. Looks like it. They willingly eat it and tell themselves they are glad they did not step in it.
They want illegal aliens to scrape it off and go back where they came from
Americans are admired by lemmings and slimemolds and God, probably in that order.
I find Americans amusing and a potential source of fuel. I suspect you could surgically implant wicks in 50% of the population and light them and not appreciably reduce the amount of cutting edge technology going on in the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™).
I don't hate Americans, but I don't pity them either. I think they should be held accountable for their collective stupidity and arrogance. I wouldn't mind, for instance, administering free-form cardio pulmonary resuscitation to former Vice President in Hiding Lon Cheney by leaping onto his chest with golf shoes purchased at Goodwill.
I'd like to watch the surprise register on his fat dumb face. I'd post it on You-Tube.