Pretty soon now the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) will get a collective entry in the Guinea's Book of Worst Records for not only having two or three as many firearms as registered voters but also for extolling the virtue of body counts as part of both its foreign and domestic policy.
Without free and unfettered access to arms worth bearing, Americans would be forced to beat each other to death with stale French bread, discarded MP3 players, and extended erections.
People may kill people, but guns improve efficiency and allow even complete psychopaths the opportunity to keep the act of indiscriminate slaughter the kind of emphatic expression of freedom that our founding fathers intended it to be.
The next time you whip out your weapon in the voting booth, remember which one is for fun.