The Wall of Hope We Rope a Dope — dedicated to Kyron Horman, the missing second-grader from Oregon who was been sighted around the globe and is rumored to have joined al Qaeda — will soon be moved by his father to eBay or a virtual social networking site to avoid possible public nuisance and littering charges.
"A virtual social networking site," explained a friend of one of the most dysfunctional families since The Jacksons, "is like FaceBook or Friendster, except it's for people who prefer their Internet to be less communications oriented and focused on what is going on with the neighbors and their underwear."
We have no reason to believe that the display has been ordered removed by the publisher of Biraq Hussein Obama's books (The Audacity of Hope and Kicking Whitey's Hopeless Ass) for copyright and trademark infringement.
An anonymous source for someone with vague knowledge of the widely reported inner-workings of the Obamination told one of our crack knee-padded interns that "the President has nothing but admiration for the missing children of this great nation. In fact, some of his best friends have missing children of their own."
Although it is not legal to erect tacky roadside memorials for pets and drunken teenagers killed in single vehicle accidents in Oregon, the law is less specific regarding tacky memorials to missing or abused children, except on dairy containers and only then with USDA approval.
According to an imaginary unnamed source close to the dead-end investigation of Kyron's disappearance, the All Horman All The Time Trolling Thunder hot-line at the Multnomah County Sheriff's Department has recently experienced a surge in "disgruntled and downright rude remarks from drunks and anti-socialist types" who are demanding an end to the taxpayer-subsidized divorce proceedings involving several people who have used up hundreds of 15-minute portions of fame that God originally created for other more rational and less unseemly douchebags and douchebagettes.
Our understanding at DFWTW is that The Wall of Hope to Rope a Dope will be moved to a secure location, fully accessible by the NOMF public, in a way that Kyron would have set it up himself at a science fair. No word yet on whether Intel intends to sponsor.