Everyone already knows they have small brains that harbor diseased and feeble intelligence, but most tea partyers had hoped that they leaders in the House would have long, hot, prods with which to buttfuck nigras and other liberals who would challenge the conservative base on less than moral grounds.
Jeez, I'd really like to shit in Cantor's face during the holiday season. Wouldn't you?
Boehner, not so much. He couldn't find a sword to drop on if his pathetic career depended upon it. Fortunately, he has no career. What a fucking maroon.