I don't see why all the jigaboos and their liberal sympathizers have been frothing and yammering like a bunch of Elizabeth Diane Downs syndrome-afflicted retards just because Glenn Beck dared to be divinely inspired enough to hold his Restoring Honor teabagger rally on the anniversary of Rev. Rodney Luther King's great speech about dreaming of a day when all God's children will finally understand that they all just have to get along, like little doggies.
This rally wasn't an insensitive attempt to put down the darkies. It was more to curse the darkness that has ruled this pathetic nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) ever since the country gave up on manifest destiny and allowed the last of the red devils to live on reservations where they have set up temples to celebrate heathen gambling and debauchery. It's time to take our country back from the native Americans and hispanics.
Glenn and his Beckerwoods are not racists. They are pigmentally challenged Christian soldiers looking for a new crusade to restore America to the greatness it had during the peak of the Roman Empire. Beck's ancestors never owned slaves. They were guidance counsellors at Auschwitz and cafeteria workers at Dachau.
As his predominately pale audience drooled and applauded in Washington today, Beck promised the world that his Restoring Honor rally signals a new beginning in the history of civilization as the NOMF "turns back to God," telling his disciples that we must "recognize our place to the creator. Realize that he is our king. He is the one who guides and directs our life and protects us."
While his terrorist-aiding and abetting critics are sure to seize on such theological clap-trap as antithetical to a country founded as a secular democracy, they would be wise to pray on their knees, and pray on their knees with the door open for their children to see, because that's what the Beckerwoods are doing, and Glenn has called upon their children to make sure everyone else does too.
Because that's what this great country is all about and what the liberals and the Obama administration have forgotten during the past centuries as they allowed the nation to slip under the spell of darkies — I mean, darkness, like Glenn says. It is time for every good god-fearing American to look to the light of whiteness.
I'm looking forward to next year's rally, which will take place at Los Alamos on the anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima and is tentatively called the Rally of Awakening.
In 2012, Beck and his followers journey to Jonestown in November for the Rally of Composure.
Future annual events include the Rally of Victory, the Rally of Unity and Strength, the Rally of Freedom, the Rally of Absolution, the Rally of Non-Union Honest Labor, the Rally of the New World Order, and the Rally of The Peace That Passeth Understanding. No sites or anniversaries have yet been announced.