It appears that Nils Lofgren — as he was known on Plaxo — aka The Divine Douchebag, Heavenly Helpless, Darby666, TheVoiceofReason, Jillsmo, Rards, and several dozen other aliases made possible by Al Gore and Ted Stevens on the Linda Lovelace Internet — who recently aimed too high during a Gabrielle Giffords citizen ineraction event and instead of killing any of the several Olsen impersonators in the audience and accidently killed six easy pieces and wounded another 15 convenient bystanders who spent several minutes during the past decade searching for information about cream-fraiche, fried brains, lethal erection, Republicunts, corksoaking, and marksmanship.
We're coming after you.