OK. Let's get this straight. When I mean nigger, I don't use the N-word. When I mean cunt, I don't say Virginia, and a retard is a retard, particularly when I'm talking about Sairhead Sirhan Palin, Rush Hindenberg Limbaugh, Dickhead James Poke Us In the Fanny Dobson, or anyone who thinks teabaggers have a coherent point to share with rational humans anywhere in the universe.
Now I see that the former governor of Alaska who may or may not be raising a retard born to her teenage daughter is struggling over whether to continue her campaign to place another word in the English language under a "do not even think" restriction after Lush Rush used retard in his retarded audio laxative recently to describe efforts by Democrats to reform the health care system, causing several hundred his faithful listeners to drown neighborhood retards in blasts of wet shit that exceeded the blast containment specification of their disposable adult diapers, but that's the topic of another post.
Considering how much further into the toilet this nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) seems determined to plunge itself, in addition to suggesting an abstinence from voting pledge from my NOMF visitors, I encourage you all to print off copies of the sticker shown here and slap it wherever you can, including your insignificant penises.
Now, more than ever, we have a real chance to bring on the bomb. In the meantime, I am breaking out the bong and tracking the ongoing Gong show that is America with its promise of little pink houses for you and me.