Another teachable moment is squandered in the NOMF™

OK, so Biden's an alcoholic with sense enough not to drink in public so he had a Bucklers and not O'Doul's because the cop is a dumb mick and Gates is one of Obama's buds. Obama drinks  Bud Lite, in memory of Spuds MacKenzie and not Miller High Life, which would have conjured up memories of when racial marketing was king. Remember the Thunderbird ads (Who drink de mose? Us colored folks)?

Henry Louis Gates, no kin to Microsoft founder Bill — although they have similar smiles — had a Sam Adams Light in honor of the ignorant Cambridge cop who arrested him for raising his voice in his own home, and James Crowley (who is also called Joseph in many white rightwingnut paeons to lunacy and drooling over the rule of law) had a Blue Moon, which is how often black scholars have been invited to toss back a cold one at White House with a stupid white cop in tow.

The liberal media focused on whether this summit meeting could repair damage to the presidential poll numbers after Obama reacted as I routinely do to typical police stupidity by calling a spade a spade and letting the Skips fall where they may. Reagan used to get away with saying stupid shit like There you go again all the time, and the liberal media loved him for it.

Is white America even dumber than I usually suggest? Could it be that there is nothing that will put this well-armed powerful shrinking minority of arrogant douchebag dunces in its place?

The NOMF™ just survived eight years of economic pillaging and moral buttfucking by the worst collection of malignant clowns ever assembled, including the Third Reich and the Khmer Rouge. And what did the liberal media do during that period of decay and corruption except perform rectal massages on the leadership by wiggling their ears? What did white America do beyond listening to Rush Hindenberg Limbaugh and scratching their obsesity-induced heat rash?

And this same group now scrambles to find anything possible to right the ship of state and move it back on course before populism and fairness and a sense of morality can take hold and wipe out the ungodly gains made by the straw bosses and their owners since the Reagan years ushered in more than two decades of Republicunt mind control. 

Of course, most Americans don't have minds, so to speak, so control is more like pointing and saying sic em, boys and girls. Americans were born to eat, work, and complain that somebody further down the food chain looks like they are moving up the ladder. 

I don't know about you, but most of the people I run into on a daily basis are not white and not many people like cops. Let's be serious. I think if you ran a personality profile on a bunch of typically mentally defective kids in the third or four grade, you can pretty much separate the room into cops and robbers. The robbers don't have to do anything illegal, of course, because that's the American Way. The cops don't have to do anything right for the same reason. But you got to respect them. They have the guns.

Cops never have to apologize for being stupid because that's what we pay them to be. That's the lesson to be learned from all this happy horse exhaust. Jim-Bob Crowley would have arrested your mother is she mouthed off like that fucking nigger.

When was the last time you heard of a grand jury returning an indictment following excessive of force on a citizen anywhere is this not so great land of ours? Come on. I'm sure there is somebody in the audience outraged enough that I dare openly state that cops are stupid and brutish because that's the job description we wrote for them to come up with ONE fucking example in the last ten — hell, fifty — years where a cop didn't get away with murder in the course of performing his or her duties?

You want more law and order? Get rid of half the cops and 75% of the laws against doing what you want to do. Otherwise cower in your ofay energy inefficient homes and whine about how all the fucking minorities are doing better than you.

You pathetic pussies. I'm ashamed my ancestors didn't rub you all out.

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