You'll never see a headline like that in the liberal media, no matter how true it is. We all know that our country is run by several sacks of lying shit, and many of our neighbors aren't even intellectually developed enough to become speed bumps.
I just read that the NYC police department, a bunch of rubes I only had to deal with for 17 years before I left that conglomeration of lying dung duffels, had the poor taste to say there is no evidence to link that Taliban to today's failed SUV bomb in Times Square.
Are you kidding? Has the entire official spokesindustry come to the conclusion that the way to combat an adversary that apparently refuses to roll over is to insult it? When was the last time these guys carried out a pathetically failed mission involving explosives? More often that not, these hilariously inept bumfucks involve CIA operatives and incoherent teabaggers trying to incite likemindless idiots to join their hopeless cause. Consider the jerkwad in Carolina last week.
I'm waiting for some rightwing Republican scumbag to suggest that our terrorist buddies were responsible for the Deep Horizon clusterfuck, which involved Halliburton, after all. Where is former Vice President in Hiding Lon Cheney these days? The asshole.
There is no Murphy's Law in the modern NOMF™ reality. We get exactly what we've paid for, and the more we've paid, the less attractive the returns.
Keep registering to vote and voting.